May 5, 2008

Senile old nutjob: cowpats! hornsickles! moonpies!

My friends, Saint McCain has enthusiastically embraced the endorsement of that pillar of the community, Watergate burglar/moron G. Gordon Liddy, a convicted felon who once advocated the slaughter of federal agents.

Liddy also said he should have recommended shots to the groin instead of the head. If that wasn't enough to inflame any nut cases, he mentioned labeling targets "Bill" and "Hillary" when he practiced shooting.
Awww, how cute! What an outstanding American! And another maverick to boot! Sheesh.


For the media.

3 comments:

ThePoliticalCat said...

And "boot" is exactly what I had in mind for that worthless son-of-a-turtle. As in "straight up his behind." Damn, Maru, I read this story on nine different sites, but no one writes it like you do. Hornsickles?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, maru, just exactly wtf is a hornsickle?

Anonymous said...

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