May 15, 2008

Shaken repukes look to RINO McSame as savior

Soul [sic]-searching rethugs are turning to an unlikely savior, one-time party heretic, now Saint John McBushReagan, as they try to stave off an electoral disaster.

As they surveyed the damage Wednesday, Republican House leaders rolled out the first elements of a new agenda, dubbed "The Change You Deserve," pinpointing the struggles of working families.
Democratic House majority leader Steny Hoyer meanwhile, injured himself mocking the new Republican slogan, saying it is already being used to market an anti-depressant medicine.

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