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As the Midwest drowns in spectacularly disastrous flooding, Chimpy McAwol is off on his vanity trip to Yurp.

[Preznit GameBoy]'s weeklong tour through Berlin, Rome, Paris and London appears every bit the glamorous old-style farewell tour with a leisurely schedule, jaunts to country castles and lavish dinners.

But while he's chowing down on some würstchen mit pretzals he'll manage to burble somethin' about not appeasin' Iran. Probably with his mouth full, as he tries to thigh-massage the German chancelloress with his damp, mustard-encrusted paws.

At least no one has blamed the Midwest disaster on all those icky God-hating anti-'merican Wisconsin homos. Yet.