He must be a leg man who enjoys the perfumed scent of Murphy's oil soap and pine-sol....and redefining the meaning of hard up.
Stiff penalty handed down in Ohio as Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months
Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly.Shocking and repulsive. What kind of sick, twisted person would fill up three DVDs of some dude having sex with a picnic table?
Investigators say they received a tip that Art Price Jr., 40, of 146 Brinker St. in Bellevue was having sex with a picnic table while outside on the deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say on March 13, the tipster dropped off three DVDs which showed Price in the act. On four occasions, Price is seen naked and masturbating in the rear room near the open doorway; he then comes out to the deck. He tilts the metal round picnic table on its side and lays up against it and has sexual intercourse with the table. Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck.
And yet no one has asked the table how it felt....The poor table, it must feel so violated.
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Have the police nothing better to do? If the picnic table didn't complain, who cares?
wait a minute, Ohio, January-March, metal table....bbbrrrrrr...wonder he didn't get his dick frozen onto there?
Kinky
Yikes, guess this means now I gotta break up with my Armoire.
That table is a little whore.
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