What's the dif? They all look alike to him anyway

Cranky old psycho John 'foreign policy experience!' McCain confused African countries while talking to reporters on the Senile Express today. This time, he was bailed out not by insufferable quisling Joe Lieberman, but by his nanny, Marky "Poppins" Salter.

“How can we bring pressure on the government of Somalia,” McCain asked, "to get off my lawn?!"

“Sudan,” Salter said.

“Sudan,” McCain repeated, then called him a cunt and went back to sleep.