July 18, 2008

Uh, no

The conservaturd National Re-pew's latest masturbatory McCain moment:

"His name sounds like John McClain, the action hero played by Bruce Willis in the manly Die Hard series..."
Unfortunately for the NR, he looks more like doddering old nutjob Abe Simpson.
"Barack Obama sounds like the kind of elitist villain John McClain has to outwit and defeat."
He does? Did this nincompoop ever actually see any of those movies?? Or was he too busy jerking off into his own eyes? Fucking moron.

Oh, and if he's looking for more elitists for McCain to "defeat," maybe he should add Jowly McGrumpypants himself and his rich, privileged heiress wife to the list. Douche.

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