Crotchety old coot is starting to flip out

Bwaaaaa! Gpuke fucktoy wHoward Kurtz, his upper lip trembling in despair and weariness, tearfully reminisces about the good old days before Sen. Obama decided to ruin everything by running for president.

"Frustrations Lead [McNuts'] Campaign To Limit Reporters' Access"

Oh sure, it was all fun and games while "his base' was asking questions like "How important is Missouri?" and "Is Obama a socialist, troop-hating Islamocommiedefeatohomofascist?" and, to trollopy beerfrau Cindypills, "How do you make your marriage work?"*

But when an actual journalist asked him to discuss his stand on an issue, Grumpy McGrumpersons had a conniption. Just one example:

When CNN's John King was interviewing the senator for a profile to run before the convention, aides tried to cut him off. McCain gave a curt 10-second answer and ended the interview with a quick handshake and a "fuck you, cunt" as King tried to follow up. The aides later chastised King for raising a subject that was not part of the agreed-upon agenda of not upsetting Senile McGrumpypants with actual issues-related questions.

During the subsequent flight to Orlando, Mr Straight Talker remained pouting in the front cabin, which was cordoned off by a curtain. The only journalist ushered into his presence was a 10-year-old writer for Marie Claire magazine who wanted to ask him what his favorite teddy-bear is.

LOLZ

Hey, if he can't stand up to questions from reporters, how will he be able to stand up to al Qaeda?



*Drugs! Drugs and beer!