August 5, 2008

Rabid psycho not invited to convention

Enraged cyborg Dick Cheney will not appear at the rethuglican convention in Minneapolis-St. Paul next month.

Crabby McGrumpypants and Cheney famously do not get along, and with McCain's focus being almost exclusively on trying really hard not to rip anyone a new asshole, it's not a surprise that engaging the frothing, even nuttier Cheney isn't on the top of his list.
"The vice president will be staying home, biting the heads off puppies and plotting the destruction of mankind as usual," said a spokesman.


"Blarrrgggghhhh!"

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