August 4, 2008

Finally, the answer to one of life's mysteries

No, not 'why are the media such whores?' -- but why are some knives in restaurants magnetized? Turns out it isn't due to the bizarre electrical fields the aliens implated into my brain along with that damn chip:

Some restaurants have a magnet that prevents utensils from passing into the food disposal unit or trash compactor. This is not only because it is not good economics for the restaurant to keep losing utensils, but also because the utensil can do major damage to the disposal unit while perhaps becoming a rather dangerous high-speed projectile.
Unless that's what they want us to believe...

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