August 26, 2008

Presumptuous candidate sends presumptuous wife to war zone

Frigid, homewrecking pillpopper and wealthy beerfrau Cindy McCain flew to the Georgia Republic yesterday to meet with President Saakashvili:

"She's on the phone with the World Food Program, he's on the phone with Saakashvili," a McCain adviser squealed. "It's like this great picture of what they'll be like in the White House."
How very fucking presumptuous. I can almost hear the bleats of outrage that would have erupted if it had been Michelle Obama that had gone.

In a related story, ravenning, bloodthirsty cyborg Dick Cheney will be going overseas to do some bear hunting. Or something. Gee, maybe she and the snarling inhuman psycho can broker some kind of peace with Russia! Or at least steal some recipes, drugs from them.

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