Agghh, my farking head

Because we all remember how well the last time somebody said that turned out...

[Senile old crock] John McCain, in his first television interview since his shocking vice presidential pick, said that he saw in Sarah Palin "a partner and a soul mate."

Never mind the fact that he met her just once before picking her as his running mate -- Cindypills must be ready to rip his nuts off. Sweet.

McCain was pressed by [Faux Nooze's Chris] Wallace as to whether Palin, a 44-year-old governor who has yet to finish her second year in office, was the most qualified choice he could have made for his No. 2.

"Well, when I was a prisoner of war for five-and-a-half years..."

McCain said Palin has "got the right judgment."

Palin, he noted, had backed the surge of troops in Iraq.

Just like her soul-mate, Jowlie McGrumpiepants!!11!!

But McCain did try to point out what experience she had, touting a single visit to Kuwait she made and her role as commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard.

OMFG.