AP reporter does his job

'A flurry of personal and legal revelations battering republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin Tuesday raised new questions about John McCain's risky running mate pick,' reports some guy at the AP that obviously hates America, women, and will be fired tomorrow:

1. Palin's 17-year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant, will have the baby and marry the father.

2. (Next year: Palin's 18-year-old daughter divorces her "fuckin' redneck" baby-daddy).

3. Palin hires a lawyer to defend (allegations of) her abuses of powers during her less-than-two years as governor.

4. Husband Todd was arrested for DWI 20 years ago.

5. Palin was a member of the Alaska Independence Party, which called for sucession from the US and for joining with those inscrutable, shifty Canadians. Why does she hate America??

6. Oh, and most importantly, Palin is the governor of fucking Alaska.