David Letterman unloads on McInsane for his craven cancellation stunt

McLiar stood up David Letterman to head straight to Washington "to deal with the financial crisis" -- only he found the time to stop for a chat with Katie Couric on the way. Ruh-roh.

"I'm more than a little disappointed by this behavior," Letterman said. "'We're suspending the campaign.' Suspending it because there's an economic crisis, or because the poll numbers are sliding?"

The audience applauded.

"You don't suspend your campaign," he added. "Do you suspend your campaign? No, because that makes me think, well, you know, maybe there will be other things down the road -- if he's in the White House, he might just suspend being president. I mean, we've got a guy like that now!"

LOLOL. Ouch.

Then in the midst of interviewing MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, Letterman learned that the GOP candidate was about five blocks away at CBS News headquarters, preparing for an interview with [Katie] Couric.

Incredulous, Letterman interrupted his chat with Olbermann to show the audience a live shot on the internal CBS news feed of McCain getting touched up by a makeup artist as he waited to talk to Couric.

"He doesn't seem to be racing to the airport, does he?" Letterman said, shouting at the television monitor: "Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?"

Dude, you do NOT piss off David Letterman.

Update: AmericaBlog reports McInsane was still campaigning in NYC this morning. While Congressional leaders were meeting to work on the bailout deal, was still on the campaign trail.

Updated update: He WILL be there for the 4 PM photo-op, though.


Part 1 here.