September 25, 2008

Psycho

Caribou Barbie was once blessed by her nutty pastor to free her from 'witchcraft,' cooties.

A grainy YouTube video surfaced Wednesday showing Sarah Palin being blessed in her hometown church three years ago by her pastor who prayed for protection from "witchcraft" as she ran for governor.

The video shows Palin standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft."

He couldn't keep her safe from Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove, though. Jeebus, even her spiritual adviser is inept.

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