September 24, 2008

Hypoocritude

Conservaturds, who were all over the 'credible, fact-scrupulous' National Enquirer's story about John Edwards' mistress, were strangely silent over the one regaling us of the sex-, booze- and drug-filled exploits of the Palin kids. I guess we won't be hearing anything from them about the latest piece, 'Sarah Palin's secret lover revealed.'

No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus band Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

Flashback to just last month: Faux Nooze's Sean Hannity: "If you can't keep a promise to your wife and family, why should the American people trust you to be President vice president?"

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