September 26, 2008

It just keeps getting better and better

Caribou Barbie: Henry Kissinger is naive. Henry Kissinger.

His notion that leaders in the US should actually engage the leaders of other powers in order to negotiate is, according to the vice-presidential candidate for the Republicans:

"That's beyond naïve. And it's beyond bad judgment."
She also denied that Kissinger even believed such a thing:

"I've never heard Henry Kissinger say, 'Yeah, I'll meet with these leaders without preconditions being met.' But I prolly couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome I am! Tee-hee!"

Which may explain why she refused to meet with her neighbor, Vladimir Putin, the last time she saw him rearing his head as he hung out his laundry.