It's Boner Time!!

Momentarily taking Pretzelnut Tipsy McStaggers' semi flaccid cock out of his worn out mouth, John Boner spews bullshit about today's financial turmoil:

“All across America, families are struggling with the fallout from the turmoil in the housing and financial markets — another sign that the destructive tax-and-spend economic policies promoted by this Democratic Congress are failing to meet the needs of workers, seniors and small businesses,” Boehner said in a statement Monday afternoon.“Going forward, we need to restore confidence in the financial markets and get our economy moving again — not by growing the size of the federal government, but by stopping the Democrats’ job-killing tax hike, cutting wasteful Washington spending, reforming oversight of the markets, and unshackling American energy resources to help lower gas prices and create new good-paying American jobs.”

Although his party of treasury looting thugs have controlled Congress for like forever, it's not their fault, it never is.

Are you better off than eight years ago? If not, vote rethuglican, THIS time they'll get it right. Promise.
And I promise I won't cum in your mouth........this time.