September 28, 2008

"Operator? Connect me to New Amsterdam 543 please!"

McInsane now says he won't be going back to the Hill -- instead he'll negotiate the supposedly all-important bailout crisis (that he had to drop everything for just the other day!)  via telephone from his condominium in Arlington, Va.  Via fark.com:

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

I think he's going to telegraph his plan to a type setter, who will put it in a pneumatic tube and have the responses delivered by zeppelin the next day.

You know, for 5 years John McCain didn't have a phone because he was a POW.

Ya know, this plus what we've been seeing the last few days of McCain's face melting, I wonder if he's trying to stay in hiding due to a medical issue.

1 comment:

big em said...

Or... maybe he's in the "undisclosed secure location" (you know, the place where our MOST IMPORTANT 'leader' [but DON'T call him part of 'The Executive Branch'] hides out/operates from in times of crisis, unlike the mere POTUS), undergoing Cyborg transformation to have his heart removed like Darth Cheney.