McInsane now says he won't be going back to the Hill -- instead he'll negotiate the supposedly all-important bailout crisis (that he had to drop everything for just the other day!) via telephone from his condominium in Arlington, Va. Via fark.com:
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
I think he's going to telegraph his plan to a type setter, who will put it in a pneumatic tube and have the responses delivered by zeppelin the next day.
You know, for 5 years John McCain didn't have a phone because he was a POW.
I think he's going to telegraph his plan to a type setter, who will put it in a pneumatic tube and have the responses delivered by zeppelin the next day.
You know, for 5 years John McCain didn't have a phone because he was a POW.
Ya know, this plus what we've been seeing the last few days of McCain's face melting, I wonder if he's trying to stay in hiding due to a medical issue.
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Or... maybe he's in the "undisclosed secure location" (you know, the place where our MOST IMPORTANT 'leader' [but DON'T call him part of 'The Executive Branch'] hides out/operates from in times of crisis, unlike the mere POTUS), undergoing Cyborg transformation to have his heart removed like Darth Cheney.
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