September 28, 2008

"Operator? Connect me to New Amsterdam 543 please!"

McInsane now says he won't be going back to the Hill -- instead he'll negotiate the supposedly all-important bailout crisis (that he had to drop everything for just the other day!)  via telephone from his condominium in Arlington, Va.  Via

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

I think he's going to telegraph his plan to a type setter, who will put it in a pneumatic tube and have the responses delivered by zeppelin the next day.

You know, for 5 years John McCain didn't have a phone because he was a POW.

Ya know, this plus what we've been seeing the last few days of McCain's face melting, I wonder if he's trying to stay in hiding due to a medical issue.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Or... maybe he's in the "undisclosed secure location" (you know, the place where our MOST IMPORTANT 'leader' [but DON'T call him part of 'The Executive Branch'] hides out/operates from in times of crisis, unlike the mere POTUS), undergoing Cyborg transformation to have his heart removed like Darth Cheney.