Senile old nutjob: "oatmeal! bran muffins! xylophones!"

Tired, confused old coot's stump speech is more about Palin than himself.

Two things jump out from John McCain's standard campaign speech: Sarah Palin and change. Mostly Sarah Palin bringing change.

You're thinking to yourself, yeah, that's because he's got nothing! Nothing! 26 years in DC and now he wants to talk about change? I don't think so! Nothing! But since this is an AP article, it quickly degenerates into an epic cheerleading barfathon for the supposedly humungous awesomness that is McInsane/Failin. No linky-poo. And shame on the AssPress for this fawning piece of tripe.

Hey, he did invent the Blackberry, though. Probably during those five and a half years he was being whipped by gay sadists as a POW.