Get Off My Lawns, You Little Jerks

Cindy "Happy Pills McCain visited a children's hospital and all she got was pwned

Just two of the youngsters in the room were close to voting age: Beatriz Zamora and her friend Anna Robertson. Both 17 and classmates in an AP government class, they’ve been following the race closely and wish they could have the chance to cast their vote.
Who would their vote go to? Beatriz cocks her head and stares intently.
“Barack Obama,” she said firmly.
Still, both girls were excited to meet the Republican candidate’s wife.
“We like the McCains too,” Anna explained. “We just like the Obamas better.”

She also took the opportunity to mumble something about Obama's campaign being the dirtiest of all time.
First of all, she was probably higher than a Georgia Pine on prescription drugs. And second, she knows if she doesn't say what John told her, he'll call her a cunt again in front of her competition, Lindsey Graham
I trust that they locked down the pharmacy during Mrs. McCain's visit.