October 14, 2008

McInsane suck-up watch

CNN: in the ta... oh, forget it.

Yesterday on "the most trusted name in news" McLiar was asked about his crazed, wingnut followers calling Sen. Obama a terrorist (and worse). He not only defended them, but had the gall to say "I've heard the same things at Senator Obama's rallies about me" -- an absolute, out-and-out lie. Please. If anything even remotely like that had happened, the kkkampaign would have made sure it got all over the news, on youTube, and in more sleazy ads. What a load of crap. Give me a fucking break. Prove it or shut the fuck up.

And as for those bleeding bungholes at CNN, nobody called him on it. Quelle surprise.

What alleviated some of my brain cells' imminent implosionality, though, was the sight of Grampy McFusepants repeating himself over and over throughout the interview: "We got 'em right where we want 'em! We got 'em right where we want 'em! We got 'em right where we want 'em!" with that cheesy old man grin, grasping his cane and farting bubblily into his Depends.. He looked senile as all shit. It was magnificent.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ms maru

Speaking of CNN, have you noticed the absence of Jack Cafferty since he described the Palin's performance in the Couric interviews as 'pathetic' to that Blitzer boy?

Being in NJ, you probably remember Cafferty from the NYC local evening news.

I think Wolfie has deep sixed Cafferty, which is just wrong.

Maybe you want to bring this to a greater audience?

an admirer

Anonymous said...

this whole entire post is just simply brilliant, drop dead accurate and funny, sharp, dead on and did i mention BRILLIANT.
not that other posts are not, or anything.....
i'm just sayin.......
EXCELLENT JOURNAMALISISTIC OBSERVNATIONARY TALENTIC!!!!
an unabashed fan........
s

maru said...

xxxooo!

I'm going to look into the Cafferty thing, too, thanks.