October 14, 2008

Shut your whore mouth...

McCain and Palin disagreed on North Korea -- until the campaign told Palin, media what she meant to say.

On Friday, Grampy McNutjob said he couldn't support the misadministration's decision to remove North Korea from the 'sponsors of terrorism' list. Palin, on the other hand, seemed to echo Sen. Obama and said Bush had made a "wise decision."

Well, that certainly wasn't going to fly. Late on Sunday, Palin spokeswoman Tracey Schitt was forced to issue the following statement:

"On North Korea, Governor Palin's position is identical to Senator McCain's. You hear that, identical!! She believes Secretary Rice and the Bush administration are wise to pursue diplomacy and that is what she meant yesterday. So forget what she actually said. Forget it. It never happened. Governor Parrot does not believe it was a wise decision to remove North Korea from the state sponsors of terror list under current circumstances. End of story. Really."
My fellow prisoners, that's not change we can believe in.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tracey SHIT?? Are you fucking serious! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

In the movie, "My Cousin Vinny" actor Lane Smith playing the prosecuting attorney triumphantly proclaims "Identical!" when an expert witness favorably compares tire tracks. A screen clip of Smith's declaration should be played every time the campaign has to reconcile Palin's remarks with McCain's.