Todd Palin had unusual access to wife's staff, XL dildos

Pussy-assed goat of a husband takes the fall for Mooselini --

Like Alberto Gonzales, who "had no idea what his staff were doing" {wink wink, nudge nudge}, Sarah Palin remained in the dark while her husband repeatedly asked top state officials to help get his former brother-in-law kicked off the state police force, Palin's husband and top aides said in affidavits.

He told them emotional stories about [Mike] Wooten threatening and emotionally abusing his family. He said he talked to anyone who would listen. In fact, he says that after whining about the matter repeatedly to that battleaxe of a moose-murderer, the harpy finally told him to "drop it."

"Anyone who knows Sarah knows she is the governor and she calls the shots," Todd Palin wrote. "She's fucking scary, man."

"I'll pardon ya when I'm preznit, OK, hon? Ya betcha!"