November 12, 2008

Cindypills McCain caught cheating on Jowls McGrumpypants

Frigid, homewrecking pillpopper anything but frigid, reports the National Enquirer.

Not only have multiple eyewitnesses caught the trollopy, overly-made-up cunt and her dirty hippie mystery man tongue-diving on several occasions, they were also seen at a Moody Blues concert while Grampy McThuselah sat at home creakily winding up his victrola.

In other news, the Moody Blues are still alive.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well she does have the money so what is McCain going to do? By the by wasn't Governor Palin going to sue her constituents' newspaper of record for defamation over the story that she was getting it on with a pal of the First Dude? Wonder how that lawsuit is going.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I've been trying to figure out your Fark handle and just can't seem to do it.. Hold on, let me go back through that thread..

Anonymous said...

okay, well there's this. i googled the "second dude" and amazingly, he looks just like FIRST dude as does
Schunemeyer (or wtf EVER that spelling is), the suspected "inside operator" of McStain's campaign. Looky the pics of these guizzze on google pics. They could be triplets!
We know what kinda plant to send into her future campaigns, except democrats don't DO THAT KINDA THING.
LOL
check it out!
as for cinnnnnypills, WHO THE HELL COULD BLAME HER!?!
I personally hope the hell she's gettin Laid in Luuuuuv!
Can't think of anyone who deserves it More!
can u???????
GOOOOOOOOOO Sinnnny!!!!!
hehe
s

Anonymous said...

Maverick's gun has a lonely holster? He'd better see ol' Doc Dole. I hear the Doc has some special pills that could derust the old flintlock mighty quick.

(And thankyewverymuch as now I'll be stuck with that awful Nights In White Satin song endlessly looping with Cindy loaded on stolen percocets table dancing for Timothy Leary.)

Anonymous said...

i find it odd that she'd go with her lover out in public like that so i sorta doubt the story.

Anonymous said...

I never perceived Cindy as "frigid"...cold-blooded? Hell yes! but frigid? nah....

J Mac is probably wanted for concealing a dead weapon ....(or is that deadly weapon) and no, I don't blame Cindy one bit, if, indeed that is her.

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