Great Gift Giving Idea

The really certified by certified people collectors edition of the Democrat vs. Republican Chess Set™ is on sale NOW!!!

Democrats:
King - Obama
Queen - Hillary Clinton
Bishop - Fuck, no -- just Islamic Imams baby!
Knights - An Al Gore and a Ed Bentley driving Hybrids
Rooks - A Pair of Windpowered Turbines

Republicans:
All Pawns

Special imitation plastic/toxic FDA approved version (made in China) coming soon! And if you pre-order now you will recieve a set of Ginshui knives absolutely free......but that's not all.... if you order now, you can choose as rethug queen either Lindsay Graham and Larry Craig.
Call today, don't delay, call now!