January 26, 2009

All good things come to those who wait

The NYT finally shitcans fuckfaced imbecile Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol, who defends his record to the very last:

All good things must come to an end. Jan. 20, 2009, marked the end of a conservative era. Conservatives have been right more often than not — and more often than liberals — about most of the important issues of the day: about Communism and jihadism, crime and welfare, education and the family. Conservative policies have on the whole worked — insofar as any set of policies can be said to “work” in the real world.

So what the fuck are you talking about, then? Gee, my magic invisible tiger has on the whole worked to keep me safe from pterodactyls -- insofar as any magical animals can be said to "work" in the real world - but you don't see me going on about it. Douche.

Conservatives of the Reagan-Bush-Gingrich-Bush years have a fair amount to be proud of.

That's because they're utter twats. The piece closes with the following:

This is William Kristol’s last column.

Oh frabjious day!

14 comments:

Scorpio said...

Not Frabjous yet.

Kristol is moving to the Washington Post

Capt. Bat Guano said...

I don't hate that fuck any less.

Kulkuri said...

It's like shoveling shit against the tide, just when you think you got rid of it, it flows around your feet and winds up behind you.

Monish said...

[I submitted this to C & L also]:

A line published at Crooksandliars not long ago- "Would the NYT please STOP publishing!"- summed it up very well for me.

We hear that print news media is losing ground to the Internet and other resources. Given the shameful record of the NYT and the WaPo, especially during the disastrous, crime-infested Bushco years; given their sterling band of the Josef Goebbels School of Journalism graduates, the distinguished Norman Podhoretz, Peggy Noonan, William Kristol, Judith Miller, Matthew Cooper, and an entire class of such shining stars- I would say:

Let the NYT and the WaPo die a merciful death. May they be inspired by Dr. Kevorkian, and in a great, humane act of kindness, be permitted the dignity of euthanasia. I would wish an even more rapid demise of the Wall Street Journal, so that it may join Wall Street itself into the purgatory of deflated "phantom wealth" (a phrase I heard on Democracy Now! yesterday).

In the meantime, I cannot wait to celebrate the end (in whatever capacity) of baby-faced hatemonger and death-dealer (he is the perfect equivalent of Chucky from Child's Play) William Kristol, and all his (far too many) like-minded pals.

Desargues said...

Hey, Maru, another good thing may come to those who wait: Bush's ashen turd of a sidekicker will have his ass subpoenaed. The first stop on a trip to endless basketball games in a yard with really, really high walls. I bet his nickname with the inmates will be 'Cheeks.'

Time to bring out that champagne bottle, baby!

maru said...

Ahhhhh!

Yeah, I saw that about Rove -- now hopefully the Dems will play hardball with that miserable little fuck!

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