The NYT finally shitcans fuckfaced imbecile Bill "Always Wrong" Kristol, who defends his record to the very last:
So what the fuck are you talking about, then? Gee, my magic invisible tiger has on the whole worked to keep me safe from pterodactyls -- insofar as any magical animals can be said to "work" in the real world - but you don't see me going on about it. Douche.
That's because they're utter twats. The piece closes with the following:
Oh frabjious day!