Conservatards’ 40-minute denunciation of Drinky McDisasterMonkey: He was a ‘knowing liar’ who ‘walked all over us.'
Huh. Just kidding. They completely went down on his chimpy little dick. I feel filthy just posting about it.
In an inexplicable act of total dumbnitude Thursday, Reps. Trent Franks (R-AZ), Mike Pence (R-IN), and Steve King (R-IA) blew their loads all over the floor of the House. I must warn you, please remove all sharp objects from your area, as what happened will disgust and appall you:
Cuttin' brush, playin' GameBoy, takin' vacations, napping, ignoring intelligence warnings, ignoring intelligence period...
... which I am!
If by "this nation" you mean "oil executives," "rich white guys," or "Muslim extremists."
Yeah, like a crooked deli worker with his thumb on the scale.
** choke ** OMFG You have GOT to be kidding. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!
Well, except for that whole 9/11 thing, for one. A commenter added:
Plus hundreds of thousands unemployed and uninsured. Heckuva jorb, asshats.