January 23, 2009

Blagojevich: Strain on him, family is like Pearl Harbor

Nation: strain of Blagojevich like Thermylodyte's seige of Parnassia during the Peloponesian War, as performed in interpretive dance by the Cirque de Soleil.

You know, I've had it with this guy.

Illinois' attention-whoring governor compared his early morning December arrest by FBI agents to Japan's 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. He says it was a "complete surprise" but he'll prevail, just like America in World War II.

Please. Dude, you're not any kind of heroic, patriotic figure of strength, just a crooked piece of shit that really needs to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away. Like now.