January 23, 2009

Blagojevich: Strain on him, family is like Pearl Harbor

Nation: strain of Blagojevich like Thermylodyte's seige of Parnassia during the Peloponesian War, as performed in interpretive dance by the Cirque de Soleil.

You know, I've had it with this guy.

Illinois' attention-whoring governor compared his early morning December arrest by FBI agents to Japan's 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. He says it was a "complete surprise" but he'll prevail, just like America in World War II.

Please. Dude, you're not any kind of heroic, patriotic figure of strength, just a crooked piece of shit that really needs to shut the fuck up and go the fuck away. Like now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

honestly most of the citizens wished for something like this to come out. He has done nothing but mismanage the budget of Illinois since he was elected.

Rod, you had your chance..... now it's time to pay up for your misdeeds since you took office.

The Sailor said...

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but jeez, me think him protesth too much.

The mighty lightening Rod needs to get off the bus, he's too much of a Bozo.[/Firesign Theater]