January 22, 2009

Headlines from around teh intarwebs

  • Obama starts reversing Bush policies
    Will start reversing presidential limo over Bush enablers next week.

  • Bird remains found in downed jet's engine
    Human excrement found in downed jet's passenger seats.

  • Fire burns NYC hospital ER
    Patients moved to another NYC hospital ER.

  • The First Couple enjoy "fisting each other"
    Sound waves from evangelicals' heads exploding cause massive flux in the space-time continuum.

  • Former French President surrenders
    Jacques Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his "clinically depressed poodle".

  • New staff find White House in tech Dark Ages
    Comic books, empty liquor bottles in Oval Office sofa cushions.

  • 2 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    When will people learn: purebred dogs are inbred dogs. They are freaks. People who covet them are nearly as neurotic as the dogs themselves.

    Real dogs are mutts. they're far cooler, with better personalities (and they cost a hell of a lot less too.)

    Undeniable Liberal said...

    Fisting each other.......heeee!!!