January 22, 2009

Obama retakes oath of office

Out of "an abundance of caution" Roberts supplied with cue cards, teleprompter, earphones while Rahm Emannuel held a lighter under his autographed photo of Bush on the deck of the USS Codpiece.

In a highly unusual move, President Barack Obama retook the oath of office from Chief Justice John Roberts, who stumbled when he originally swore in the 44th US president on Tuesday.

"We decided it was so much fun..." Obama joked.

"Are you ready to take the oath?" Roberts asked, wincing as pressure grew around his shrivelling balls.

"I am, and we're going to do it very slowly," Obama replied.

Heh. US President Barack Obama. Awesome.