January 30, 2009

In other news...

  • Octuplets' mom has whole other litter 6 other children
    Dad to return to Iraq to get some peace and quiet.
    You already have 6 kids and you're taking fertility treatments?? WTF????

  • Rare medical condition called "cello scrotum" debunked
    Disease just a load of balls, say physicians.

  • Exxon Mobil sets record with $45.2 billion profit
    Fuck you.

  • Spreadin' democritude. To your face
    Giant shoe-shaped statue built to honor the Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at Il DuceBag goes on display in Tikrit.

  • 3 comments:

    Unknown said...

    On the octuplets thing....WTF is right. On this issue, the U.S. has always had the attitude of "Just enough of us; way too many of them" regarding population.

    Anonymous said...

    The shoe monument has been ordered dismantled by the wonderful corporate democratic dictator fellowship of Iraqistan. More of that wonderful democratitude respect for Iraqis to make decisions in their own country. Nothing to see here.

    Anonymous said...

    The octuplets' father is a sperm donor, and if he knew, he'd probably very grateful he doesn't have to deal with this.
    The woman lives with her mother and siblings--can you imagine what a madhouse that's going to be?