There is no justice. Cuntservaturd cumguzzler Samuel Wurzelbacher, though able to shoot his mouth off with no problem, has so far managed to avoid being shot at. In other news, the omnipotent beings of the cosmos continue to ignore me, and I'm starting to get a little stabby.
From the Obvious desk at the Opinions Are Like Assholes dept:
"President Obama has already spoken about what he would do here. That if his daughters were living here he would take whatever means necessary to protect his daughters. So I just hope he carries through with it, but that is going to be up to him," said Wurzelbacher, hiding somewhere in Jerusalem.
Gee, that's awfully white of you! Next: Larry the Cable Guy reports live from a cave in Afghanistan.
Bonus: the "war correspondent" for pajamas media thinks putting correspondents in war zones is a bad idea. Extra-magically delicious bonus: using some of the worst english evar, considering he's a "war correspondent":
Thank you, Mr Stupid! And now, here's Tiffany with a cute animal video.
Oy vey. Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor. What a fucking embarrassment. Never mind Hamas, I'm surprised the Jews haven't shot this moron yet. Or a real journalist.