January 12, 2009

Obama derangement syndrome

"Right side news" moran JB Williams, who was busy masturbating under a Rush Limbaugh poster when retarded fratboy/failure Gee-Duhhhhbyuh stole the election, wipes the Cheetos-and-jizz encrustules off his keyboard and, strangulating his tiny pecker in rage, writes "Will Chief Justice Roberts really swear in a complete fraud?" Somebody really needs to see a psychiatrist.

"The highest justice official in the land will knowingly use Abraham Lincoln's personal bible to stand before the world and swear in a President who is entirely unqualified for the position. Has Chief Justice Roberts considered the full implications of the action he will take on January 20, 2009? At this moment in history, one man has the power to stop this monumental fraud and uphold the Constitution.

Uphold the... shit. Good one. If so it'll be the first time in eight years THAT's happened.

"That man is Chief Justice John Roberts. He can and should refuse to swear Obama into office until such time that he has delivered proof of his compliance with Article II Section I...

"The leftist press, now including FOX network, {Bwwwahahahaha! -- Ed.} has worked around the clock to bury the biggest story in US election history and label every American still concerned with the constitution, a 'rightwing crackpot.'"

Blah blah blah Obama's birth certificate blah. "The biggest story in US election history"? How is the air up your own rectum, jerkoff?

What a fucking rightwing crackpot. You lost -- get over it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The 'leftist Fox News' ?!? That IS funny. That's why Neo-con propaganda is the crack of politics -- it just makes users go ape-shit...psychotic.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with that one.

I guess Conservretard Williams doesn't know that there is no Constitutional requirement that a president be sworn in by the Chief Justice. It's only a tradition. It could be his mother, or a certain female Senator (former?) from New York or her husband, a comedian from Minn., or my choice - Jon Stewart! (LBJ was sworn in by a friend and federal judge in 1963.)

"Intellectual" Redneck: Please read Maru's last sentence one more time. Thank you.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

The election of a black man has totally blown thier minds!