House Judiciary chairman to Satan's porcine handmaiden: "There's a new sheriff in town, motherfucker"
Oh, this is sweet: Not only did John Conyers subpoena corpulent antichrist Karl Rove on Monday, he basically told him to cheney himself.
The subpoena commanded Rove to appear for a deposition on Feb. 2, to testify about his firings of U.S. attorneys and his prosecution of former Democratic governor Don Siegelman.
Bunnypants von Stupid upheld Rove's legal position, but Conyers said times have changed:
"That 'absolute immunity' position has been rejected by U.S. District Judge John Bates and President Obama has dismissed the claim as fucking bullshit and 'completely misguided,'" Conyers said in a statement.
"Change has come to Washington, and I hope Karl Rove is ready for it. After two years of stonewalling, it's time for him to talk," Conyers said.
Bunnypants von Stupid upheld Rove's legal position, but Conyers said times have changed:
"That 'absolute immunity' position has been rejected by U.S. District Judge John Bates and President Obama has dismissed the claim as fucking bullshit and 'completely misguided,'" Conyers said in a statement.
"Change has come to Washington, and I hope Karl Rove is ready for it. After two years of stonewalling, it's time for him to talk," Conyers said.
Mwwwwwwahahahahaha.
Oh please oh please oh please oh please
2 comments:
yeah,
and Rove is cryin' for peace and reconciliation and "understanding" from Obi~1,
in the perceived "heat of" bipartisanship in post toxic
WashDC......blah blah blah......
meanwhile, back at the fake ranch, or somewhere, Harriet is watching with sweat dripping dead on focus, her MAIL BOX, DRIVE WAY, EMAIL, KARLIE'S PROGRESS, OBI`1'S MOOD, HER BACK YARD, plus she's ordering NO pizza nor Chinese these days, behind drawn blinds, close to the bathroom where she moved her entire stock of TP and it's running LOW.......
cummon, gize,
just partner up, car pool and boogie on down to the senate office and offer yourselves up as sacrifice....
there's GOT to be a book deal in there somewhere even if it IS written by the dim yellow light from the hallway coming through the bars, late at night (or at hi noon, for that matter).
asshats to the Nth degree category bazillionity eleventy elevenzzzz morans from Hell and those who claim to be against that place but who secretly worship there everyday but Sunday bullshit illegal criminal returds without brainz!!!!!
siri
The only thing that would make this cooler is if, on Feb. 2, Conyers shows up for the hearing in a Gucci suit, slams his briefcase down on the dais and says, "Pardon me while I whip this out!"
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