January 13, 2009

Senate Republicans brace for ominous 2010

Bwahahahaha! Ahem. Sorry. Hahahahahahaha!!!

With more and more rethugs deciding to cut and run, the party now pins its hopes on the economy continuing to suck more than they do. But there are some that go beyond mere toolishness:

Some Republicans are optimistic the wave of recent retirements offers the GOP a chance to move beyond its old guard and recruit fresh faces to inject the party with new energy.

Faces in the mold of brownshirted, Bible-spouting hypocrite and halfbaked Alaskan Sarah Mooselini, one imagines. Dudes. There's new energy and there's getting fucking electricuted like a damn bug. But hey, go for it!