January 23, 2009

This just in: Obama does not have magic powers!!!!

The US's newest President was not able to bend matter and increase the size of the Washington DC mall, reports some drooling fuckpipe at the ironically-named "American Thinker."

"Already the tarnish is gathering on the crown. The Internet is ablaze with the story. {Wrong -- Ed.} The most lavish and expensive inauguration in America's history left tens of thousands of supporters with tickets to the inauguration denied access to the mall."

OMG!!1!!1! They absolutely couldn't pack any more people into the almost 2-million-large crowd!!! Wtf is Obama's problem, anyway?!?!??!11!


The Sailor said...

This post is one of the reasons you are my daily read!

You post about things that are beneath my contempt but warble incessantly in blogistan*.

It saves me work 'cause I can just link to you.

*Blogosphere is generic and all encompassing.
Blogtopia* is where we reside in the Blogosphere.
Blogistan is where wingnuts thrive in an echo chamber.

Someday I should put my cartography skills to making a map of virtual space!

*Yes, we know skippy coined that phrase!

Kulkuri said...

The problem was that it was so crowded that people were not able to get thru to the areas they had tickets for.