February 5, 2009

Bloated, impotent junkie hated more than Islamocommiedefeatofascist or domestic terrist

Porcine, hateful gasbag Rush Limbaugh less popular than anti-American America-haters Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers.

A poll conducted by the research firm Greenberg-Quinlan-Rosner in October put Limbaugh's public-approval rating at just 21 percent. He was so unpopular that only 44 percent of republican voters reported “warm, masturbatory” feelings towards the ass-pimpled bloater.

Despite Limbaugh’s low popularity ratings, congressional Republicans are so intimidated by his perceived influence that even the most resentful members shamelessly grovel at his feet.

He might have alienated vast sectors of the Republican base, but Limbaugh still commands an army of self-proclaimed “dittoheads”* who represent the party’s most politically fervent, ideologically extreme, and easily shepherded element. This is a faction that flood the party’s elected representatives’ offices with phone calls, and which they believe they cannot afford to offend.

*Hideous, drooling fuckwits without a brain cell between them. These are the people certain elected officials are jizzing themselves over. And we call Democrats pussies.

1 comment:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Good news! The crumbling of the GOP is looking like it might go on for quite awhile. We can only hope.