"Some of my best friends are black people! Well, they would be if I actually knew any," sez basement-dwelling goober Jonah Goldberg through a mouthful of Cheetos:
Lawdy! What a dipshit! Wtf is this guy's problem? And how does he manage to keep getting paid for this crap?
Disclaimer: I only was able to peruse a small portion of this steaming heap of drivel. When I tried to see the entire piece at townhell.com, it chucked me completely out of the interwebs. That's it: I'm complaining to Michael Steele.
*Who does NOT have a bright blue scrotum. That we know of.