February 6, 2009

Former McCain staffer accused of showing boys his stimulus package

Dems may not pay taxes, but at least they're not gay pedophiles abusing our children.

A wide-ranging investigation has been launched into allegations that yet another republican has molested many boys over the years, including most recently when he was the manager for John McCain's presidential-campaign office in Pueblo.

Jeffrey Claude Bartleson, 52, has usually positioned himself so he is around children, whether as a Scout master, as a foster parent, at his church or simply by inviting children to spend the night at his home.

"Gee, I thought little Timmy was just going to this man's house to watch Disney movies all night!" exclaimed some suddenly-horrified dimbulb. Honestly. WTF is wrong with these people?