February 6, 2009

GOP rep declares terrorist jihad against the US

Why do al-republiQans hate America?

The chairman of the National Repugnican Congressional Terrist Cell has pledged a Taliban-like "insurgency" against Nancy Pelosi, House Dems, President Obama, and the nation.

"The GOP can learn from the Taliban," said Islamomuslimterristfistjabber Rep. Pete Sessions, a comment that (not) surprisingly didn't rate a "barf alert!" over at RimJob's Circlejerk Central.

"I'm not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban. I simply said one can see that there's a model out there for insurgency," Rep. Sessions said in an interview with the National Fishwrap before being interrupted by an aide.

Frustrated by "a lack of bipartisan outreach" from Democratic leaders, Sessions said House republicans -- who partisanly voted unanimously last week against the economic plan pushed by President Obama -- will pitch a whiny-ass, petulant fit ... oh, sorry, a "positive, loyal opposition" to the proposal.

Obama, Sessions added, has pledged to diminish the political rhetoric in Washington and work in a bipartisan fashion...

WHICH HE HAS BEEN DOING EVERY DAY SINCE HE TOOK OFFICE, you fucking nincompoop. And what does he get from you guys? Right.

"If they do not give us those options or opportunities like we had when we were still in power and ran roughshod over them, then we will then become insurgency of a nature to where we do those things that are necessary to making sure the American public knows what we think the correct answer is. You know, obstruct and whine a lot," Sessions pouted, his stupid fucking head up his ass.

We already know what you think "the correct answer is." We're living it every fucking day, idiot. That's why you're in the fucking minority right now. Jerkoff.

Above: Rep. Sessions.