February 26, 2009

I was a teenage demon-beater

I was also an exorcist. Brady Bunch fanboy, loony Catholic zealot, goat-fucker: the secret past of Piyush "Bobby Hussein" Jindal.

Bonus: Not so fast, mister closet heathen. Party rival Sarah Palin, fuming at Jindal's evident glee that she may be consumed in the next (unmonitored!) explosion of Alaska's volcano, sics some of her good Catholic followers on him, smearing Jindal as a "secret Hindu."

Onus: Good luck with that. Bestial, Viagra-popping lardass Rush Limpbaugh is threatening to crush repukes like grapes if they even think of messin' with his widdle Bobster:

LIMBAUGH: “I love Bobby Jindal... [T]he people on our side are really making a mistake if they go after Bobby Jindal on the basis of style. Because if you think — people on our side I’m talking to you — those of you who think Jindal was horrible, you think — in fact, I don’t ever want to hear from you ever again."

As one poster commented, Rush loves the guy because he "reminds you of those underage Dominican boy prostitutes you frequent, right, Rush?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bobby is Rush's own little Gunga Din and he's Cary Grant.

Anonymous said...

C'mon people, enough with the 'Piyush' and 'Gunga Din'. ('Weasly little twat' will just fine, won't it?)

I love the snark (why else tune WTF in?) but I'm seeing borderline-racist Jindal monikers all over left-blogistan the last few days.

We condemn it in the rethugs, so....

(ok?)

Grandpa Eddie said...

ROFLMFAO!!!

maru said...

"Gunga Dim" came from a conservative blog.