February 3, 2009

No hate like republitard hate

"Yes Rush, I hope Obama fails, too," some drooling fuckpipe at the ironically-named "intellectual conservative" writes. "Because uhhhh, Hitler! And liberals didn't like Doofy McCrackpipe!"

Why does this asswipe hate America?

Only servile, cult-of-personality types confuse the leader with the country. Ever since President Obama (PBUH) dropped Rush Limbaugh's name recently, the talk-show host has figured prominently in the news. And now he is being attacked by the mainstream press – and truly odious entities such as MoveOn.org – for saying that he wants Obama (PBUH) to fail. It is being portrayed as an un-American sentiment by those great patriots on the Left. I actually agree with Limbaugh wholeheartedly. I also want Obama (PBUH) to fail – abjectly, miserably, completely – and visibly. I may even pray for it.

Talk about truly odious. Yeesh. And anyone know what the fuck this gaping suckhole is talking about? "PBUH"?

Anyone on the Left who takes issue with this is either ignorant or a liar – and probably a hypocrite as well. I will explain. Only servile, cult-of-personality types confuse the leader with the country. Would we have called a German who wished for Hitler's failure in 1934 unwise and unpatriotic? What about Stalin, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Saddam Hussein? Would it have been wrong to curse them with failure? The Left absolutely hated George W. Bush. Their contempt for him was so profound and palpable that it was even given a name by psychiatrist Charles Krauthammer: Bush Derangement Syndrome.

Yeah, that's because he sucked! He sucked so hard I'm still amazed a fucking BLACK HOLE didn't open up over the White House! And guys like you not only blew it off, you blew him! You complacent, culpable cumguzzlers just lay back and let it all happen! He ignored intelligence that al Qaeda was going to attack the US, thousands died because he lied to go to war, he took massive dumps all over "that goddamn piece of paper" -- the Constitution, you stupid fucking dipshit -- he lied about not torturing, he politcized the fucking US Justice Dept for petessake, he ignored the signs that the economy was heading for a breakdown... geez, how much fucking time do you have, you incredible pants-jizzing douchewad? Gawd.

10 comments:

Jim said...

After digging through a few pages of Google results it appears to signify "Peace Be Upon Him".

Yes, even though it's 2009 and all that, they're still flogging the Muslim jokes.

Anonymous said...

'"PBUH"?'

That's why the bookmark to the urban dictionary should always be kept 2 clicks away...

"Peace be upon him" (not bad, huh? We could all start saying 'Obama, PBUH'...)

...Except the shitbag probably means an altered form like 'piss be upon him'...

maru said...

Weird. Thanks!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

They don't like the President? WHAT!?? We're at war! War I tell you! It's their duty as Americans to support the President no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT.

big em said...

I agree with HRH KF XIII, and would add the unbridled powers of the 'unitary executive' that were SO uncompromisable! Surely these wingers can't want us to backslide on those powers during this WAR ON TERROR!? What kind of terrorist-loving pussies ARE they anyway? Uber alles Douche-land!

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Little Chucky Shithammer, what a fucking wit he is, no?

Niccolo M said...

"Would we have called a German who wished for Hitler's failure in 1934 unwise and unpatriotic?"
We might, if we were Germans, in Germany.
What a jerk off

Anonymous said...

So amazing a rant I had to find it.

Writer is Selwyn Duke.

Duke's Bio: "...a writer, columnist and public speaker whose work has been published widely online and in print, on both the local and national levels. He has been featured on the Rush Limbaugh Show and has been a regular guest on the award-winning Michael Savage Show. His work has appeared in Pat Buchanan's magazine The American Conservative and he writes regularly for The New American and Christian Music Perspective.

Lex said...

In fairness to Krauthammer (and as much as it pains me to use that phrase), even he, much as he supported Bush, wasn't trying to call "Bush Derangement Syndrome" a real mental problem. It was more his idea of a dig.

And if I may blogwhore a bit on the notion of Bush Derangement Syndrome ...

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