February 3, 2009

Wehhh! The Magic Negro didn't give me my unicorn yet!!!

After eight years of Bush and his rubberstamping do-nothings fucking up the economy, some unhinged nutbar at the ironically-named "american thinker" castigates the Obama administration for not managing to fix things in only 15 days.

Inmates in charge of the asylum in DC

The reviews are in and Barack Obama seems to have laid a big fat egg -- on Wall Street anyway. In all fairness, the President cannot be held responsible for all the turmoil afflicting the stock market and the American economy. The crisis did precede him. But we were promised that an Obama presidency would restore our economy; the campaign was all about hope and change. Change is happening but not the hope.

Awwwww, the Party of No sees no hope. After only two weeks. Gee, fuckwit, it couldn't possibly have anything to do with your repuke asshole buddies in Congress naysaying, obstructing and threatening fillibusters, would it? You know, threatening eight more years of fucking doing nothing? Please. Go piss up a rope.