Samuel "Joe the Plumber vestigial tail" Wurzelbacher held court in a DC Borders last night to hawk his new book, "Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream,"* but only eleven people showed up.
[O]nly a few stayed afterward to get their copies signed. Wurzelbacher was scheduled to speak and sign books for three hours, but the Joe Show was over in 55 minutes. Total copies of "Joe the Plumber" sold: five.
So what's next for the unlicenced plumber? Well, when he's not speaking at conservative circlejerks, he'll be doing unlicenced construction. Bonus:
Wurzelbacher says he's still no fan of Obama, but confessed that he never liked McCain all that much, either.
Sigh.
*If the American dream is to not have an actual job, not pay your taxes, and live off the pathetic petulance of a party of losers, well, yeah.
2 comments:
Yup, a party of losers led by losers.....one of those blind leading the blind.
Dumb and Dumber Inc.
Hey Joe, I hear that Octomom needs an experienced fluffer to round out her porno film crew. You're the first person I thought of.
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