March 11, 2009

"Don't you know who I am?!?", part 2

Not news: Diaper-wearing whiny-ass titty-baby throws a tantrum and sets off a security alarm when he misses his pwane.

News: The WATB is gpuke senator David Vitter.

After missing a flight last Thursday from Washington to New Orleans, Sen. David Vitter opened an armed security door and went off on a United Airlines employee, according to a report filed Wednesday.

Vitter had arrived at the gate for a flight from Dulles Airport, only to find that the door had been closed twenty minutes prior to departure.

After setting off the security alarm, the Louisiana douchewad proceeded to dress down an airline employee who told him entering the restricted area was forbidden. He invoked his standing as a senator, delivering a "do-you-know-who-I-am" tirade, the paper said.

The airline worker then announced he was going to summon security.

Vitter, according to the witness, remained defiant, yelling that the employee could call the police if he wanted to and their supervisors, who, presumably, might be more impressed with his Senator's pin.

When the gate attendant left to find a security guard, Vitter turned tail and simply fled the scene.

LOL. Coward. Fucking baby should have been arrested, though.

5 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Yeh, the scum-sucking dick-wad should have been arrested....and thrown into Guantanamo!
I mean, that's what Bush would've done with a security threat.

Anonymous said...

A perfect day for doodie dave.
A lady in a uniform dominates him..... he drops a duce in his huggies.... and then runs to a bathroom stall to mold it into a likeness of Bush, all the while savoring the aroma of FAIL.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Oh hell with it, who would have liked to be there and just smashed him the mouth. Some are best expressed in the most basic of forms.

Lex Alexander said...

Best comment I've seen on this, which I think was posted at Think Progress: something along the lines that the security guard should have said, "I'm sorry, Senator; I didn't recognize you without the diaper and the hooker."

Anonymous said...

I can deliver a mean B-slap when properly motivated. Vitter is that man.