March 2, 2009

From the Recent Conservatard Spoogefest....

Porcine, globulous steaming pile of semi solid shit, Oxycontin addict, taste tester of young Dominican boys, and leader of the Republic party, Constitutional expert Lush Limpballs doesn't know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and The Constitution:

We love and revere our founding documents, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. [Applause] We believe that the preamble to the Constitution contains an inarguable truth that we are all endowed by our creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life. [Applause] Liberty, Freedom. [Applause] And the pursuit of happiness. [Applause] Those of you watching at home may wonder why this is being applauded. We conservatives think all three are under assault. [Applause]
Ground control to fat assed blowhard: It’s is the Declaration of Independence — and not the Constitution — that guarantees man’s inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It’s not like his audience is going to know any difference.