March 2, 2009

Like......Meow, Doooooood

Now THIS is what I call taking care of your pussy

A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges - and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.
"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."
I have made bongs out of a lot of things but never a cat. I uh... mean I have heard of people making bongs....out of things.
Either way, WTF?

11 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Pot is for people.
Catnip is for cats.

I wonder if he's been smokin' the catnip, too.

Undeniable Liberal said...

Heh....one wonders.

Sator Arepo said...

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Cat Bong!

What? Too soon?

Ran said...

that's really an inefficient way to get stoned. he should have his marijuana taken away until he gets with the program and realizes there is no natural substance on earth that will un-evil a cat

Undeniable Liberal said...

OOOOoooooh!! Cats are evil? DO tell!

wangmo kitteh said...

passing on cruelty to cat stories is a
wikkid sin. Shame on you, undie.

gallery said...

That is just fucked up.
That kitty is gonna be fried for life.

I mean yeah, I've blow a "phelps" at my dogs face when I was a reckless youth, but I never stuffed trixie IN the bong for shits and giggles.

something tells me this little douche has done some experimenting with other appliances around the house as well.

Jim said...

Seriously... fuckin' catnip is legal. Where do they find these guys?

Jim said...

The only explanation I can come up with is that he'd been smoking salvia beforehand.

Anonymous said...

As an animal lover and a big-time smoker, I'm disgusted by his actions. This is just cruelty.

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