March 17, 2009

White House ridicules Cheney attack

Secretive, country-destroying liar climbs out of his bunker in an effort to rewrite history, gets smackdown.

The White House Monday issued a caustic response dripping with sarcasm after deranged, warmongering cyborg Dick Cheney accused President Barack Obama of making Americans less safe from terror attacks.

"I guess Lee Atwater was too busy getting assfucked in Hell"

"I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy so they trotted out the next most popular member of the Republican cabal," Obama's press secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters.

"The president has made quite clear that keeping the American people safe and secure is the most serious job that he has each and every day," Gibbs added, not mentioning that the former vice president could kiss his ass.

Responding to Cheney's attacks on Obama's economic policies, Gibbs almost said "who is THIS fucking assclown to give advice on the economy??" and added that "the best possible outcome" of the CNN interview would be for viewers to reject the policies that led to the current wrenching recession.

Oooooooh, Gibbs has made CBS's resident Bush pants-jizzer Chip "democrats raising their ugly heads" Reid all pissy again. Because IOK for AR to badmouth Dems, but not the other way around:

Gibbs does a pretty good job of cunt-slapping the little fucker into next Tuesday.